Been there,~ in cahoots, in cognito etc

My husband sent this to me recently, I don't know where he found it, but all the verbal puns and literary illusions are great!  I sent this to my  German foreign exchange student who lived with us back in '87, when my daughter, Sheleigh was in high school.  Heinke believes and so do I, that the English language is so very descriptive because it has more adjectives than any other language. Am I right?    Derry Bresee

Been There
 
 I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you
 can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone.
 I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there.
 I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport; you have to be
 driven there. I have made several trips there, thanks to my friends, family
 and work.
 I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I'm not too
 much on physical activity anymore
 I have also been in Doubt. That is a sad place to go, and I try not to visit
 there too often.
 I've been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm.
 Sometimes I'm in Capable, and I go there more often as I'm getting older.
 One of my favorite places to be is in Suspense! It really gets the
 adrenaline flowing and pumps up the old heart! At my age I need all the
 stimuli I can get!
 I may have been in Continent, and I don't remember what country I was in.
 It's an age thing.

 PLEASE DO YOUR PART!

 Today is one of the many National Mental Health Days throughout the year.
 You can do your bit by remembering to send an e-mail to at least one
 unstable person. My job is done!